Interactive limerick....#2

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Interactive limerick....#2

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He held the note up to the light......
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And prepared himself for a fight,

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for the money was fake....
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he started to shake

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he'd report it to Ebay tonight!

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and her words were becoming quite terse

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They just wouldn't rhyme ...

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Or keep in good time,

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Until she began writing in Perse


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There was a green KGV stamp

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You could only see under a lamp.

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The Kings head had faded...

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The green become jaded

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and drat! There was spotting from damp

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It once had belonged to Clem

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but he'd sold it at cost.....
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In fact, even had tossed ...

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in an unissued stamp from Bohem

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It was topical day at the fair

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but people just started to stare
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They stared at the floor,

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The walls and the door

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But couldn't see what was so rare!!!

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who did funny things with a dahlia.
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It looked great in his hair
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'Cos he wasn't aware

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That anything else was a failure

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Who was reputed to be very nosy

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She read other people's mail ...

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But was thrown into Jail
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And paid bail with a rosey posey

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Ooops, have to start again ...
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saw the King of Arabia shot

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She collapsed from the shock.
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and slept 'round the clock

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And wasn't sure whether she'd dreamt it or not!

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and the wind blew the stamp out the door

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It flew up in the air.
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This shilling Roo, quite rare

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Oh if only I'd cared for it more!

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It landed on top of some spam
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it was heavily foxed
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You DID SAY TWAS FOXED :!:
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yes...and the owner de-toxed.....
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And the whole lot was eat by a Ram.



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They were lost in some botched operations
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It still had its phosphor

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So our collector may prosper
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Well done and congratulations!

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I would be shaking with terror
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afraid of the damp

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and the light from the lamp

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